Sunday, June 2, 2013

A summer job.

Dear Pilar,

I am writing in response to the advertisement for a grave digger. This summer I want to work and this is the most interesting job that I could find. I think I am the most appropriate for this job because I have experience with dead people. I worked in a mortuary last summer. I had to make up the dead for their burials.

I have the appropriate qualities too. I hate people who are alive and I don't feel sad when somebody is dead. I feel curiosity about murderers' minds and I think I could kill somebody if I had to do. Therefore, I won't cry when I have to bury somebody.

I think I am the perfect person for this job and I would be happy to attend an interview.

 I look forward to hearing from you. 

Your sincerely,


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